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When Pigs Fly

Many have questioned the validity of whether or not pigs can fly. This was put to the test yesterday at a top jet propulsion laboratory in Durham when a fearless test subject (pictured below) volunteered to jump from a staggering height in order to save its bacon (pun not intended!).

Flying Pig

Unfortunately we now know that pigs can’t actually fly but that bacon tastes really nice when fried! Animal rights activists, outraged by this, pelted scientists with brussel-sprouts on their way home. None were injured.

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Originally from the UK, David is designer and wanderer currently based in Kamakura. Prior to this, he lived in China and longs to explore more of this vast and varied land. He started Randomwire in 2003 to chronicle his travels and occasional musings. Feel free to drop him a line.

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